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I must have been busy marathoning the Real Housewives while everyone else was learning how to be a grown up. Now I am trying desperately to play catch-up and to find myself in the process.

adulting

is a

real bitch

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Read This If You Feel Like You've Wasted Your Quarantine

Read This If You Feel Like You've Wasted Your Quarantine

Read This If You Feel Like You've Wasted Your Quarantine

I recognized that I needed some structure in my life. I had to set some goals here before I ended up on Intervention or My 600 LB Life.

May 17, 20205 min read

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F*ck you, COVID-19. Love, Every Bride Whose Wedding You Cancelled

F*ck you, COVID-19. Love, Every Bride Whose Wedding You Cancelled

F*ck you, COVID-19. Love, Every Bride Whose Wedding You Cancelled

No, no, no. I haven't been secretly engaged this whole time - I am still happily single. But I have a message for all the brides that...

Mar 21, 20204 min read

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Only Thing Worse Than Hearing 'You May Have Cancer' is Hearing it When You Don't Have Health Care

Only Thing Worse Than Hearing 'You May Have Cancer' is Hearing it When You Don't Have Health Care

Only Thing Worse Than Hearing 'You May Have Cancer' is Hearing it When You Don't Have Health Care

For those of you who didn't see my last post I'll give you a quick recap: Right before New Year's I had excruciating pain on the right...

Feb 16, 20207 min read

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